What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Read also:

• Who is the beast of Revelation 13?
• You hold the door open for a lady and she stops in her tracks and screams at you, ‘Don’t hold the door for me! I’ll get it myself!’ What are your feelings or immediate reaction?
• Solar Stocks Dive As Senate Bill Keeps Cuts To Solar, Wind Energy Incentives - Investor's Business Daily
• What are some cool confidence hacks?
• Why is digital marketing important?
• Why do so many people find Kakashi's character so appealing and inspirational?
• Do women wear undies under leggings?
• What are the best ways to treat seasonal allergies?
• Why do trans people get so deeply offended when a stranger misgenders them, especially when it's a first encounter? I've been socially transitioned for 4 years and it just feels like a waste of energy to be so hurt by it.
• What options are available for obtaining prescribed medicine if you are in therapy, do not have insurance, but need them for functioning well?
• What specific economic and social impacts would result if all climate change policies and regulations were immediately repealed worldwide?